cxreyjacksxn:

Guys with beards are just guys without beards with beards

psychoetheric:

psychoetheric:

straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy

me: (internally) oscar wilde was right

in reference to this quote (tho he was also just right in general)

v3nice:

Someone: Are you taken?
Me: Ya for granted

shwoo:

ssj8goku:

learning that most trees do not derive from a single lineage but actually only look and function superficially similarly due to convergent evolution is one of the most fucked up things i’ve ever learned and i will never be the same person as i was before i learned that

Oak trees are quite a bit more closely related to roses than they are to pine trees.

grumpytrans:

i am, as the critics say, a disaster

loviely:

i wanna be loved……. like overwhelmingly loved….

theocseason4:

MY POINT IS i’m the cunt you married

lionheart:

I have the feeling of butterflies in my stomach but they’re probably moths and bats and trapped spirits

spoon-crossing:

some of y’all never had to beg Resetti for forgiveness after resetting your game and it shows

babyangel-jpg:

As Lana would say, don’t treat me rough treat me really niceys

animyuls:

llawlietofficial:

beware-the-ravenstag:

llawlietofficial:

beware-the-ravenstag:

llawlietofficial:

2019 is the year that we accept that light 👏🏻 did 👏🏻 nothing 👏🏻 wrong

Light 👏🏻 yagami 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 zodiac 👏🏻 killer 👏🏻👏🏻

Light 👏🏻 killed 👏🏻 in 👏🏻 self 👏🏻 defense 👏🏻 only

explain THIS

fuck. you got him.

resplendentkiddo:

Hi i am back again this year with good things that happened and there were quite a few tbh. most of these are from this website and this post

• scientists are replacing plastic with algae, a revolutionary idea that can suck carbon out of the air 
  
• scientists accidentally create super enzyme that can devour plastic pollution 
  
• scientists capture first ever confirmed image of a planet being born 
  
• more reliable new form of digital analysis may help to eliminate animal testing 
  
• 361 golden retrievers met up in Scotland to celebrate their breed’s birthday 
  
• goats want to see you smile, says new study 
  
• France was the first country to ban supermarkets from throwing away excess food, they must donate unused food or face a fine
  
• beer company creates six pack rings that feed turtles instead of killing them
  
• France becomes the first country in Europe to ban all five pesticides killing bees
  
• Scotland gives free sanitary products to women on low income and students
  
• the number of tigers in the wild Nepal have almost doubled in under a decade
  
• 1.5 million volunteers in India set a new world record: they planted 66 million trees in just 12 hours
  
• a South Korean court has ruled the killing of dogs for meat is illegal in landmark ruling
  
• California banes beauty products tested on animals
  
• giant pandas are no longer endangered and China is going to build a massive $1.5B panda conservation park
  
• breast cancer deaths have fallen by 39%
  
• Portugal has banned the use of wild animals in circuses by 2024 with a new law passed in parliament
  
• Saudi Arabia’s ban on women driving officially ends
  
• the ocean cleanup project hopes to remove 50% of the plastic in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch in 5 years
  
• soft drink sales in the United States dropped for the 12th year in a row, thanks to consumer education and new sugar taxes
  
• dutch prison population is the lowest in Europe and its prisons are being turned into homes for refugees
  
• Norway is set to become the 14th European country to ban fur farming industries
  
• rats are protecting elephants on their migration routes across Southern Africa, sniffing out land mines that are too small to trigger
  
• study shows that global tree growth over the past 35 years has more than offset tree losses
  
• Bill Gates is donating $12 million to help develop a universal flu vaccine
  
• plant based diets keep becoming more and more popular
  
• pianist finds fulfillment playing music for blind elephants
  
• World Bank says it will no longer fiance oil and gas exploration
  
• China is building another enormous floating solar farm on top of an abandoned coal mine
  
• vulnerable turtles return home to shore after world+s largest volunteer-led beach cleanup
  
• world’s second largest coral reef has been removed from endangered list
  
• after planting a tree every day for the past 40 years, a man has created a blossoming forest on barren wasteland
  
• China hits carbon goals 12 years early
  
• once thought to be extinct, first ever photograph of the tree-kangaroo proves its survival
  

feel free to add more

kestrele:

i dont wanna be that bitch…. dare i say it……….

icarly was funnier than friends

heck-yes-feminism:

madejsbian:

today’s mood

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

ironspiderson:

Hot take but sign language should be taught in schools as a language option and all cinemas should provide subtitles on all their movie screenings